February 7, 2015
by Miss Mary Jane
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Review: Wet n Wild H₂O Proof Liquid Eyeliner

I have a favorite eyeliner. I don’t expect to find anything better but due to budgeting sometimes, I stray and I buy something cheaper to try out. This time, it was Wet n Wild’s liquid eyeliner. It’s been awhile since I felt ballsy enough to screw with WnW beyond lipstick but this was under four bucks so what the hell, right?

Wet n Wild H₂O Proof Liquid Eyeliner

Wet n Wild H₂O Proof Liquid Eyeliner

When I pulled the wand out, it was a bit… Stringy? Seems weird but that’s the best way to describe it and to avoid messiness, I scraped off the excess on the side of the bottle opening.

Wet n Wild Liquid Eyeliner Wand

Wet n Wild Liquid Eyeliner Wand

The picture doesn’t exactly do the “stringiness” justice but you can see it there on the end. It was worse when I initially pulled it out.

Wet n Wild Liquid Eyeliner Swatch in "Black-Brown"

Wet n Wild Liquid Eyeliner Swatch in “Black-Brown”

I’m not sure what’s brown about this eyeliner but “black-brown” is the shade.

The application was horrible. To make the swatch, I sort of angled the wand and swiped. It wouldn’t swatch well with the tip and it was particularly pointy. This pointy-ass tip is a little painful if you try to line your eyes with the thinnest part–or applying it directly without angling. Not only is it slightly painful but if you try to line that way, you will not get a nice, solid line at all. I got a faint line (at best) that was darker on the edges than in the middle. No good.

Price: ~$4.00

Availability: Drug stores, Target, Walmart, you know… Everywhere.

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February 4, 2015
by Miss Mary Jane
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Just Make it Look Like You Put in Effort!

I was looking in my fridge for something delicious but it’s basically a storage of condiments 95% of the time. I did have a piece of plain cheesecake and I’d been looking for a sweet Reese’s Spreads pairing that wasn’t too sweet… So I did something really super simple but it sort of looks as though more effort was put in than went in.

Here is Plain Cheesecake.

Here is Plain Cheesecake.

I added these guys:

Reese's Chocolate Peanut Butter Spread & Hershey's Chocolate Syrup

Reese’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Spread & Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup

Using one of my flexible ice cube trays, I filled one with Reese’s spread and scraped off the excess with a knife. Then froze it for about an hour.

Heart Mold with Reese's Chocolate Peanut Butter Spread

Heart Mold with Reese’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Spread

Turn tray inside out to pop out the heart and voilà! Simplicity at its finest.

Cheesecake with Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Heart

Cheesecake with Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Heart

Mmmmm. Spread that tastes like a Reese’s Cup was a really good idea.

Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Heart

Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Heart

And then drizzle. Because that makes it serious business.

Cheesecake with Peanut Butter Chocolate Heart & Chocolate Drizzle

Cheesecake with Peanut Butter Chocolate Heart & Chocolate Drizzle

Yup. Then I presented it to myself to eat ;)

I received the Reese’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Spread from Influenster for review purposes but the opinions and words are my own, always.

February 3, 2015
by Miss Mary Jane
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Members’ Site Going Live Today (Tuesday!)

Excitment and Awe

The member site is finally, finally, finally ready to go live. I’m putting a few final touches on it right now. I’m really excited to finally be done fucking with it. I meant to finish it up last night but then my internet went out. It’s being sketchy tonight too but I think it should be ok. Barring any unforeseen circumstances… Today’s the day. Ha :)

If you want to join, pop on over here and fill out the form.

Yay, etc.

January 10, 2015
by Miss Mary Jane
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Another Update

The reason the members’ site has been taking me so long is that I’ve been trying to get this stupid layout just right and now, here, on January 10, 2015 at 3:07 am I decided to scrap it and start over. HA.

In the meantime, I’m still not accepting new members so if you’re in you’re in and if you’re out, you gotta wait.

Hope everyone had a good New Year. If anything interesting happened, feel free to share because I know mine was quite boring.

Here’s a Song Written for Me

December 22, 2014 by Miss Mary Jane | 0 comments

Well I’m against it
I’m against it
Well I’m against it
I’m against it
I don’t like politics
I don’t like communists
I don’t like games and fun
I don’t like anyone
And I’m against…
I don’t like Jesus freaks
I don’t like circus geeks
I don’t like summer and spring
I don’t like anything
I don’t like sex and drugs
I don’t like waterbugs
I don’t care about poverty
All I care about is me
And I’m against…
I don’t like playing ping pong
I don’t like the Viet Cong
I don’t like Burger King
I don’t like anything
And I’m against…
Well I’m against it
I’m against it